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CAPTCHALOGUE CARD DUCT TAPE WALLET

this was a WEIRD IDEA homies but i figured it needed to be crafted. let’s go come on click it up and get ready for the longest fucking POST ever!

INGREDIANTS:

peel’n’stick foam sheets (or normal ass foam sheets and some hardcore glue)

duct tape

clear sheet plastic (found in the fabric dept. or just make a sheet out of clear tape)

scissors and/or xacto knife (come ON bro do you not HAVE one yet?)

ONE cut 4 strips of duct tape about 7 inches long. go a little longer just in case we’re cuttin off the exteras

TWO stick em all together into a sheet of tape

THREE repeat steps ONE and TWO to make a seconed sheet of tape on the sticky side of your first sheet. smooth them out real flat

this should be a good size for your bills dog but im not familiar with crazy forign cash so put a dollar on there and be sure it will fit inside

FOUR cut off the extra edges. get everything even and be sure none of the tapes sticky side is hangin out that would just be a SHAME if you left it there

FIEV fold your sheet in half and tape the sides together to make a pocket

SIX make sure the edges are even cut off any little bunps to make this look professional not shitty

SEVEN if you want pockets in your wallet make two more tape sheets that are the width of your wallet but a little less than a strip of tape tall. fold them in half and tape them up to make pockets. taep them together with one higher than the other

ATE tape your pocket pouch thing into your wallet. the tape you use will cover up the sides fo the pocket a lil but thats cool just cut where it meets the top of the pocket so it can open. an xacto is better fot his part

YEEEAH the walet itself is done but theres no mspa reference its just a goddamn lousy wallet we gotta fix this shit

NINE get out a sheet of foam. whatever color you want bro let your imagination run wild and free all magestic like a horse galloping in front of a rainbow of choice colors

TEN on the WROGN side of your foam trace your wallet. add two stairs to the top and this is the outline of your captchalog card

ELEVEN trace your card RITE side up on the WRONG side of your leftover foam to make mirrer image card

this is where i fucked up because i just peeled and sticked the back of the card on the wallet. don’t do that bro you should follow these next steps for the back of the card too to make a captcha window. live and learn bro life goes on but in my defense it was like four in the gogdamn morning what the hell i always make this shit so late

TWELVE on the WROGN side of your foam make a border around the edge of the front card and cut it out with your xacto. scissors could work too but theyre not as precise

THIRTEEN peel the back off your front card and stick it on the plastic sheet or sheet of clear tape. if you use tape just make the sheet the same way you made the dict tape sheets at like step one or whenever that happened. cut the extra plastic/tape off the edges of the card

FOURTEEN make another fuckin sheet of tape holy shit man how many of these DO we NEED? trace your card on it and cut it out

FIFTEEN now you have the back of the card pocet youll will be making. we gotta attach that back to the wallet before anything else

SIXTEEN just tape the edges of the card back to the wallet but don’t tape the bottom of the card back to the fold in the wallet man. thatll add up to too much tape and it won’t fold in half good. you dont want that youre money will just fall everywhere

SEVENTEEN now if you didnt use sticky foam this is an easy part but if you did this is a retarded part. flip your card upside downways and put tape around the edges of the sides and bottom

EIGHTEEN fold the tape in and pull the it as tight as you can so that none of it is stickin out beyond the edges of the card

NINTENN stick the card front to the card back. if theres wronkles like here dont sweat it dude no one will see this except you itll be a super secret failure at life. oh man whoops